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SOME THINGS SHOULD NOT BE PHOTOSHOP'D !
Venus De Milo - Louvre, Paris
but what happened to her arms?
a little Superglue does wonders!
doesn't look gold to me
now it does
Stonehenge - county Wiltshire, England
but where are the missing lintels?
Cape Hatteras lighthouse
looks like a barber pole
Chichen Itza - Mayan pyramid in Yucatán Peninsula, Mexico
add a slide for the kiddies
"Starry Night" - Van Gogh
those stars and moon just don't look real
that's more like it
Big Ben - London
going digital !
Little Mermaid - Copenhagen harbor
cover her privates
Taj Mahal - India
with new storm windows
Johannes Vermeer - "Girl with a Pearl Earring"
and a Pearl Nose Ring
just checking the Yankees score
Louvre Pyramid - Paris
how about the real thing
"Creation of Adam" - Michelangelo, Sistine Chapel ceiling
closer, closer ...
Machu Picchu, Peru - 15th century Inca site
needs major rehab
start with roofing
The Lone Cypress - Monterey, California
not alone anymore
"Arrangement in Grey and Black No. 1" - James Whistler, 1871
watching "WWW Smackdown"
Egypt circa 1450 BC, now in Central Park
they forgot the "eye"
Devils Tower, Wyoming
those scratches just don't look natural
that's more like it
Mail Pouch barns
with Surgeon General's warning
"Christina's World" - Andrew Wyeth
but the Romans never finished it
"Love" - artist Robert Indiana
straighten that "O" !
Arches National Park, Utah
looks much better symmetrical, doesn't it
"The Old Guitarist" - Pablo Picasso
since Picasso is a modern artist, give the guy an electric guitar
oops, some of the statues have fallen
Atomium - Brussels, Belgium
symbol of the 1958 World's Fair, it stands 335 ft. tall and is in the shape of an iron crystal enlarged 165 billion times
Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado
home of ancestral Pueblo civilization, A.D. 600 to 1300
had them back then !
Don Quixote - Pablo Picasso, 1955
Great Wall of China
fill those gaps with Lego bricks
"The Persistence of Memory" - Salvador Dali
straighten those floppy watches and bring Flipper back to life
Half Dome - Yosemite National Park
Gateway Arch - St. Louis
Vitruvian Man - Leonardo da Vinci, circa 1487
one man is enough
and give him a hula hoop
Picasso Cubist era
Picasso Realist era
Leaning Tower of Pisa
not any more
"The Son of Man" -
surrealist René Magritte
if it has to be surreal, at least use a ripe apple
George's head isn't quite aligned with his coat
"The Mittens" - Monument Valley, Arizona
Neuschwanstein Castle - Bavaria, Germany
but it's in a dead zone for signals
not any more
"Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" - Georges Seurat
never did care for that pointillism style
St. Basil's, Moscow
those are called
Discobolus - Greek sculptor Myron
circa 460-450 BC
Conway Castle - Wales
"Time Transfixed" - René Magritte
next time take Amtrak !
Paul, put on shoes!
and cross only on the green light !
"The Scream" - Edvard Munch, 1895
music is too loud!
straighten those letters!
The Great Wave at Kanagawa - woodblock print by Katsushika Hokusa, 1831
V-J Day in Times Square
photograph by Alfred Eisenstaedt
the censured shot
Carel Fabritius, 1654
Sea World show
"American Gothic" - Grant Wood, 1930
now blow away that excess hay
and last but not least, you guessed it...